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In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
279 chars (2 sms)
A Youing Couple Were
Having Their First Fight
And It Was A Big One
After A While,
The Husband Said:
“When We Got Married,
You Promised To Love,
Honor n Obey”
His Bride Replied:
“I Know But I Didn’t
Want To Start An
Argument In Front Of
All Those People At d
Wedding”
268 chars (2 sms)
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
225 chars (2 sms)
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
129 chars (1 sms)
Do u know similarity
between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
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Both don’t exist.
82 chars (1 sms)
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
167 chars (2 sms)
Shono Shono
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Han Jee
Bolo Bolo
Detho
Kitni Pali Shubha Ho Dai
Hay..
Lekin Shab Sho Lay Ha
164 chars (2 sms)
Dear Customer,
Ur Remaining Sleeping Time Has Expired.
So..
Plz
Leave Ur Bed
&
Get Up.
&
Say 2 All
|””V””|
G(,”)(“,)D
L__M__I (‘,’)Rning!!
167 chars (2 sms)
Love Is Like A Bed Of Roses,
There Are Many Thorns.
The Path To True Happiness
Lies In Learning To Avoid The Thorns,
While Enjoying The Roses.
146 chars (1 sms)
Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din
183 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan's next match is on 14th march against Zimbabwe.
Player Profile: ELTON CHIGUMBURA
BORN 14 MARCH 1986
PLAYING ROLE: ALLROUNDER...
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Lo bhai....ye match bhi gaya Qk usko bhi to Birthday Gift dena hai na?
214 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,
Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?
Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
192 chars (2 sms)
Q har baar tujhse mohabat jataon mein,
Behtar hai ab k tujhe bhool jaon mein,
Waakif tere salook se sara jahan hai,
Phir Q zindagi ko aur tamasha banaon mein,
Nafrat k ek baar wo izhaar to kare,
Unko tamam umar jo soorat dikhaon mein,
Hasrat bhari nigah ka koi sabab to hai,
Tu haal-e-dil to puch kahin marr na jaon mein,
Mere gham ka ilaaj jab tu bhi na kar saka,
Phir Q na is jahaan se pecha churaon mein.
416 chars (3 sms)
(MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA)
Ajab andaaz hain mere,
Hazaaron raaz hain mere,
Anokhe saaz hain mere,
Sabhi aijaz hain mere,
Kaise abhaam hain mere,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,
Mein jis k pass jata hun,usey pagal banata hun,
Kabhi hansna sikhata hun,kabhi har pal rulata hun,
Yahi to kaam hai mera,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA,
Nasha sa chaney lagta hai,maza sa aaney lagta hai,
Mujhe jo chahne lagta hai,mere gun gaaney lagta hai,
Nasheela jaam hai mera,
MOHABAT NAAM HAI MERA.
474 chars (3 sms)
is barish ko dekh kr tumhari yad aa rahi hai
tum pas hote to wiper hi phirwa lete:-))
90 chars (1 sms)