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When I have you i Have Everything..:)
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Ek pathan apne exam ka result net pe dekh kar,....Oye yara ye kya.....mein fail hogaya aur wo bhi English k paper mein,
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It's UNPOSSIBLE.
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Na jane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho "DOST",
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Khuwaab mein bhi milte ho to Gobi jesa Moo bana lete ho.
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A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
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Na jaane Q khuwaab bikhar jaaty hein dheere dheere,
Saare log bichar jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Zabt karo to behtar hai,
Warna aansoo zor pakr jaaty hain dheere dheere,
Sab irada kar k sath chalte hain,
Phir raasty badal jaty hain dheere dheere,
Jitne paas hum kisi k hoty hain,
Utne faasly barh jaaty hain dheere dheere.
327 chars (3 sms)
Life is 3"EEE"
Yesterday is a Experiance,
Today is Experiment,
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Tomorrow is Expectation.
So use your Experiance in your Experiments to achieve your Expactations.
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Ek pathan TV pe bomb rakh k Pakistan ka match dekh raha tha,
Bivi:Ye bomb kis liye rakha hai ?
Pathan:Agr aaj haarey to poori team ko bomb se ura dunga.
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A boy tried to lift a heavy stone but he couldn't move it,
His friend asked him:Are you sure you are using all your strength ?
Boy:Yes,i am.
Friend:No you are not because you haven't asked me to help you.
"I'm your Friend & I'm your Strength"
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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
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Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams...?
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Because it means....
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But our teachers don't understand.
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Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata.
Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki,
Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
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Chup ho kis wajah se humein maloom nahin magar,
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Dil doob sa jata hai jab tum yaad nahi karte agar.
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Mohabat Mohabat ki tarha kar k to dekho,
Chahat Chahat ki tarha kar k to dekho,
KHUDA bhi mil jayega tumko ek din,
Ibadat Ibadat ki tarha kar k to dekho.
156 chars (1 sms)
Dard mein har koi muskra nahi sakta,
Apne dil ki baat sabko bata nahi sakta,
Roshni lene waley kya jaane,
Chiraagh jal to sakta hai par apni takleef bata nahi sakta.
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Jiski khatir humne jaan di "Faraz".
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Aaj usi ne Kafan utha kar kaha:"Acha huwa mar gaya saari raat sms kar k pareshan karta tha"
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