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wo mehsus kry humen apni hr dharkan k sath.........
is k siwa hm ny kbi kuch chaha hi nhi..
92 chars (1 sms)
kuch nhi chahiye ik muskan hi kafi hai..
Tum dil me basy Raho ye arman hi kafi hai..
Hum ye nhi kehty hamaray pas ajao
Bas hamin yad rakhna ye ehsan hi kafi hai..
167 chars (2 sms)
koi sham ati hai teri yad le kar
koi sham jati hai teri yad de kar
mujhe intizar hai us sham ka
jo aey tujhe sath le kar
125 chars (1 sms)
neend se kiya shikwa karun main....! sagar
qasoor to us chehray ka hai jo mujhe sonay nahi deta....
100 chars (1 sms)
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
299 chars (2 sms)
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
332 chars (3 sms)
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.
172 chars (2 sms)
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
233 chars (2 sms)
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
172 chars (2 sms)
Sad Sms
MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RASTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA
261 chars (2 sms)
Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai..
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Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha
Happy Exam season
148 chars (1 sms)
Another year is a happy gift
So cut your cake, and say
Instead of counting birthdays
I count blessings every day.
113 chars (1 sms)
It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say in Birthday Wishes:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday [...]
321 chars (3 sms)
Bhar aayi meri aankhen jab uska naam aaya
ishq nakam sahi phir bhi bahut kaam aaya.
hamne mohabbat me aisi bhi guzaari raatein
jab tak aansu na bahe dil ko na aaraam aaya.
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174 chars (2 sms)
Is bar bhi barish khoob khob hui aur badal toot k barsa tha
galyan koochy jal thal thy par soch ka darya paysa tha
band darwazon k shishon pe jab boondon ne dastak di
ehsas hua tum aye ho andaz tmhary jesa tha
211 chars (2 sms)