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Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
180 chars (2 sms)
The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,
hoye,
Sadqe jaun
shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??
136 chars (1 sms)
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time. Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time In The Mean Time I Miss U All Time
124 chars (1 sms)
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE
141 chars (1 sms)
When an angel came to me,
He asked: What is your wish for tonight?
I said Please take care of the person
whos reading this message.
Good night!
143 chars (1 sms)
Mere hath se tere hath tk ye jo hath bhr ka h fasila
Ise napte ise katte meri sari umer guzar gai
99 chars (1 sms)
Har insaan ko shaadi zaroor kar leni chahiye...
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Akhir khushi hi to zindagi mein sab kuch nahin hoti
107 chars (1 sms)
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:
Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.
Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi
Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.
Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.
Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.
Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.
Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
441 chars (3 sms)
Man: U cheated me...
Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
148 chars (1 sms)
1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha
Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?
Usny kaha
Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn
158 chars (1 sms)
Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay,
Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay,
Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi,
Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.
147 chars (1 sms)
Sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai ,
Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara ,
Pukarne Wala Koi Gair Nahin ,
Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara.!
134 chars (1 sms)
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge,
jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge,
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab,
duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge!
161 chars (2 sms)
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
144 chars (1 sms)
Yaad Na Karo Gi To Sataoun Ga
Rootho Gi To Manaoun Ga
Ro Gi To Hasaoun Ga
Dost Hoon Mein Tumhara Saaya Nahin
Jo Andhere Mein Saath Chor Jaoun Ga
144 chars (1 sms)