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Always look for what's wrong before looking who's wrong.
Read it once again to keep your Relations safe and strong
116 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
216 chars (2 sms)
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.
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554 chars (4 sms)
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
220 chars (2 sms)
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
159 chars (1 sms)
Kuch Na Kehna
Chup Chup Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Hans k Saray Sadmay Sehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Bethay Bethay Kho Sa Jana
Yun Hi Dur Khyalon Main.
Chalte Chalte Hanste Rehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy.
Maar k Kankar Lehrain Gin'na
Beth k Jheel Kinaray Pr.
Kuch Logon Ka Hy Ye Kehna
Ye b Ek Udasi Hy…
285 chars (2 sms)
Mushqilo mein bhaag jaana asaan hota hai
har pehlu zindgi ka imtihaan hota hai
darne wale ko kuch nahi milta zindgi mein
aur ladne walo ke kadmo mein jahaan hota hai.
166 chars (2 sms)
Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary
Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary
Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora Hi Para Hai
Khaadim Bi Meri Quom K Makhdoom Hain Saary
Her Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai
Keya Mere Siwa Shehr Me Masoom Hain Saary
Ab Kon Mere Pa'on Ki Zanjeer Ko Kholy
Haakim Meri Basti K Bi Mehkoom Hain Saary
Shayd Ye Zarf Hai K Jo Khamosh Hoon Ab Tak
Warna To Tere Aaib Bi
Maloom Hain Saare
423 chars (3 sms)
Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
172 chars (2 sms)
Student Life is the Best Life
Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
212 chars (2 sms)
Ehsas to kar in jazbon ka,tu hay masroof beshek lekin
Jeena bhi mujey dushwar itna to nazer andaz na kar
105 chars (1 sms)
Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo
Techer ne kya kuch nye huta
PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE
Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu
303 chars (2 sms)
Kantey bahrey raston par ap ka kon sath de gaaa
Ami\Abo
Sister\Brother
Wife\Husband
Sirf o sirf ap ki Chappal
A silent Massege By
Feeqa Mochi...
147 chars (1 sms)
Nighahen raasta dekhain tumhara lot aao na,
tumharey bina nahi hota guzara lot aao na,
bichar k yar tujh se zindagi pal pal tarapti hey,
k tum bin ab nahi jeena gawara lot aao na,
mujhey dar hai k in tanha'aeyon mey toot jaoon na,
hey bus teri mohabat ka sahara lot aao na,
tum he to zindagi ho piyar ho dunya hamari ho,
siwa terey nahi koi hamara lot aao na.
359 chars (3 sms)