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B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->
138 chars (1 sms)
Aankhon Mein Raha Dil Mein Utar Kar Nahi Dekha,
Kashti Ke Musafir Ne Samundar Nahi Dekha,
Be-Waqt Jaungi To Sab Chonk Padenge,
Ek Umar Hui Din Me Kabhi Ghar Nahi Dekha,
Jis Din Se Chala Hoon Meri Manzil Par Nazar Hai,
Aankhon Ne Kabhi Meel Ka Patthar Nahi Dekha,
Ye Phool Koi Mujhe Virasat Mein Mile Hai,
Tum Ne Mera Kaanton Bhara Bistar Nahi Dekha,
Phathar Mujhe Kahta Hai Mera ChahneWalaa
Main Mom Hoon UsNe Mujhe Chhoo Kar Nahi Dekha...!!!
Khat Aisa Likha Hai Ke Nageene Jade Hai,
Wo Haath Ke Jisne Koi Zewar Nahi Dekha... * * * * *
543 chars (4 sms)
"Rizq ko Bhrhane Ki koshish Me Apna Eman Brbad Na kro
Q K
"Nseeb ka Rizq Insan ko Aisy Talash krta he
Jesy Mrney waly ko Mot"
125 chars (1 sms)
Tera Taluq Mere L¡ye ek Tøhfa Ha Khuda Ka,
Jø Kab¡ Na Tøøtay Wø R¡shta Ha Wfa Ka
Hum Tuj Kø Kab¡ Bhula Na
Saken Gy
Tujh Se R¡shta Ha esa Jese Hath or Dua Ka
156 chars (1 sms)
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
144 chars (1 sms)
Ishiq sasitaaa bohit milaaa thaaa,,,,,
Ishiq mahngaaa bohat para hy...!!!
74 chars (1 sms)
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek gharib da putar,
Tu ik afsar di tee.
Tera mera jor v ki
May te kokay pe sigrat ponka,
Tusi KFC wich chanwa pee,
Tera mera jor v ki
May ek shirt no do do panwa,
Tera sout ye panji tee,
Tera mera jor v k
229 chars (2 sms)
Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.
Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,
Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.
m umair gurmani s/o m aslaml gurmani of kot sultan
260 chars (2 sms)
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na
mano to main bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi kutta kaat na le. ;( :D :P :
195 chars (2 sms)
Us naal dosti kadhi na rakhiyo jinu apne ute ghuroor hove,
Maa baap Nu bura na kahiyo, chahe lakh unhan da kasoor hove,
Rah chalde nu dil na daiyo,
chahe lakh chehre te noor hove,
Oh Bulliya mohabbat sirf uthe kariyo jithe piyaar nibhawan da dastoor hove . . .
272 chars (2 sms)
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.
year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen
year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi
year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai
year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..:
467 chars (3 sms)
If u can't fly than run
If u can't run than walk
If u can't walk than cwral
BUT
keep moving towards ur goal ..
115 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
Sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.
158 chars (1 sms)
Apni Kharabiyo’n Ko Pas-E-Pusht Daal Kr…
Har Shakhs Keh Raha Hy Zamana Khrab Hy…
82 chars (1 sms)
pathan went for interview
officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY'
pathan:night
officer:cool
pathan:warm
officer:ugly
pathanpichli
officer:I said ''UGLY''
pathan:I said ''PICHLI''
officer:Oh my god.
pathan:Oh my devil.
officer:Get out
Pathan:Come in
officer:U r rejected.
pathan:I m selected.
officer:keep quiet.
pathan:speak tight.
Officer:Go to hell
Pathan:come to paradise.
officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay.
pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay.
officer:police ko bhulao.
pathan:fauj ko bhulao.
officer:uffff
pathan:tuffff
officer:purrrr.
pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr.
kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
611 chars (4 sms)