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Baba Saxidas Ji Ne Aaj Kal Ke Patiyo Ki Udaasi Ko Dekh Kar Bola.
Aaj Ka Har Mard Bechara Do Mushkilo Mein Fassa Hai.
1. Biwi Makeup Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahi Hota.
2. Aur Makeup Na Kare To Biwi Hi Bardasht Nahi Hoti.
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Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
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A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same
Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose
But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: "An Apple A Day Keeps The
Doctor Away"..!! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend
Request
it means she accepted Your
"Friendship" Not Your "Proposal"..
When a Girl sends you a Friend
Request it means She wants to be your Friend
not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her
Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not
Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
475 chars (3 sms)
Tanha zindagi mai chal rahi hon to kya howa
Ay dost
Janazy main hoga sara shaher dekh lay na
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'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.
Same way,
The cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'
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1 Murghi ne apne malik ko khush karne k lea sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia
malik bohat khush hua aur murghi ko shabash di
murghi ko shabash to mil gae magar
Pichware ka dard sari umar na gea
Moral:
ziada efficiency dikhane se apni he watt lagti hai malik ke nahi
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4 cheezon ko khoob Sanbhaal kar rakho:
1.Namaz mein Dil ko.
2.Tanhai mein soch ko.
3.Mehfil mein zuban ko.
4.Raasty mein nigaah ko...
133 chars (1 sms)
Albert Einstien önce said:
I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
.
... ... .
.
I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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.
... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
.
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
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sardar Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
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tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge
bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.
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"Very intersting"
Dunya Ki Sub se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha.
Her Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai.
Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai.
Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani,
Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai.
Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan,
Jo Usay Pee Jata hai.
Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai.
Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.
Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai
*"MOLVI"*
JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI....!
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Kbi kbi dil chahta he k kuch aisa hojae.
Paperz hon mgr result na aye,
Classz hun mgr teacher na aye,
Van mai bethain mgr school na aye,
Picnic pr jaen mgr wo khtam na hone paye,
Gaarri chalaen mgr wo petrol na khaey,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr position pahli aaye,
Haftay me 4 din hon takay Sunday jaldi jaldi aye,
Sub dost treat datay rhein or hamari bari kabi na aaey.
Aur
Light ay magar wapas na jaey.
Kash k sb aisey hi ho jaey.
Ge0 pakistani students . .
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Hum jugnoo thay hum titli thay
Hum rang birangay panchi thay
Kuch mah-o-saal ki jannat mein
MAAN hum dono bhi sanjhi thay
Main chota sa ik bacha tha
Teri ungli tham k chalta tha
Tu door nazr se hoti thi
Main ansu ansu rota tha
Ik khawbon ka roshan basta
Tu roz mujhay pehnati thi
Jab darta tha main raton ko
Tu apnay sath sulati thi
MAAN tu ne kitnay barson tak
Is phool ko seencha hathon se
Jeevan k gehray bhaidon ko
Main samjha teri baton se
Main tere hath k takiay par
Ab bhi raat ko sota hoon
MAAN! Main chota sa ik bacha
Teri yaad main ab bhi rota hoon...
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