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Sardar to sardarni:
"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jaana aye"
Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,
turya te jaanda nai,
tay race lao gay"
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Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
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Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.
SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,
To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
160 chars (1 sms)
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
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Sardar exam me ak larki sy nakal kr rha tha
Exminer ne sardar ko utha kr door bitha dia
usne jawab k end me likha
Jawab ka baqia hissa shazia k paper me hai.
160 chars (1 sms)
English Teacher:
"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."
Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??
Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D
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Mujh Mein khoshbu basi usi ki hai"
"Jaisay ye zindgi usi ki hai"
"Wo kahin Aas Pass hai Mere"
"Ho na ho ye Hansi usi ki hai"
"Ab to ye khuwab bhi nahi Mere"
"Ab to ye Neend bhi usi ki hai"
"Ya to koi kami nahi Mujh mein"
"Ya phir mujh mein kami usi ki hai'
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Meri dunya main beshak andhera rahe
Tere lab pe hansi ka basera rahe
Phool khiltay rahen tere 4ron taraf
Tere har simt khushbu ka daaira rahe
Zindagi main teri shaam aaye nahi
Ek chamakta damakta saweera rahe
Tu mere sang ho ye zaroori nhi
Bas tu jahan b rahe sirf mera rahe.
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Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,
Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"
Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.
Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.
Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?
Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
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kal mene apne sare gham asmanan ko suna deye faraz
bus phir main sota raha or wo rota raha ekely tanaha..
106 chars (1 sms)
jb chotay the tb bhare hony ki
Bri chahti the..
Par ab pta chala
K..
Adhuray ehsas or totay sapnu se
Adhury homework or
Totay khelony
Ache thay..
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Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
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Kaash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
Tere ronay se tere saray
Ansuon ko pi jata.
Raat ko be-khabri me Jo
Tujhe mera khayal aata.
Tu main teri ankhon me
kuch pehlay se ziada
Tehal jata.
Subha jab tum apne
Naram hathon se saf
karti mujhe.
Tu main tere nazuk
Hathon pe lag sa jata.
To apni ankhon me
Hamesha pyar se lagati
Mujhe,
Tu na kabhi khud se
Juda kar pati mujhe.
Youn teri rangeen dunya
Me rehta madhosh.
Umar bhar me karta teri
Ankhon ko roshan.
Kash main teri haseen
Ankhon ka kajal hota.
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526 chars (4 sms)
Mujhe apne barbad
Hone ka gum nahi,
Teri barbadi ka suna
Tu bohat roya.
Main ne Har pal har
Su tujhe Yad kia,
Jab Tujhe Apni Yad se
Gaafil paya tu bohat
Roya.
Ye zindagi
Ye Ronaqein
Ye ranjishein,
Jab in Sab me Tujhe
Tanha paya Tu bohat
Roya.
Main ne apne Dil k har
Konay me sirf tujh
ko hi Bsaya,
Tere Dil me Basa jab
Koi Or dekha Tu bohat
Roya.
zafar! Jaanta tha k To
Es k Nasib me nahi
Hai.
Lekin phir B tujhe khuda
Se Baar baar maanga Tu
Bohat Roya.
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