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'Assalam-o-Alaikum' 4 PERSONS, 4 QUOTES
1. Jo log khud gharz hote hain wo kabhi ache dost nahi hote.
[Hazrat Abu-Bakar Sidique R.A]
2. Jo shakhs apne khaloos ki qasmain khaye uss per aitmaad na karo.
[Hazrat Umar R.A]
3. Muhabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar chand logon per.
[Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A]
4. Ache logon ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hai k unhain yad rakhna nahi parta wo yad reh jate hain..
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1 Boorhi orat ne 100 police walon ki dawat ki
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi me khilaya?
Amma: Main mannat mani c k mera ghar ban jaega te main 100 haram_dyan nu roti khwawan gi
Es lai tawanu roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola Amma aina takaluf Q kita
Wapda wala 1 hi sad lena C .. . .
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Mene dil se pucha:
Mujhe rat bhr neend q nahi ati?
Mere dil ne kaha
Dramy baz ,Tu dopehr ko jo so jata ha
<('.')Oh shit
(0)>
/"\ Me samja pyar ho gaya hai mujhe,,;,
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Socha Tha Teri Sadgi Pay Likhon Ga Ek Ghazal,,,???
Afsos K Tery Mayaar K Alfaz Na Mil Saky...???
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Ab na ho Qabool to Qismat ki baat hai ?
Aameen Keh rahain hain Woh meri DUA ke saath
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Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen..
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
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Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
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Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
.
pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
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Khumaar-alooda nazroon ki har ek junbish hai afsaana..
Elaahi..! Hum unhain daikhen?? ke unka daikhna daikhen.. !
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Woh roz roz kehti hai mujhay apni
tsaveer MMs karo.
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."Faraz"
Us nadan ko ye kaise bataon ka meray pas nokia
1112 hai....
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'"We shall have no better conditions in the future if we are satisfied with all those which we have at present."
- Thomas Edison'
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'Imam Ali Raza a.s. Said:
"To be patient in the face of hardships
is a virtue but to refrain from forbidden deeds is a greater one."'
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1 Sahabi RA Ne Hazrat Muhammad SAWW Se Araz Kia , Mujhe Zindgi Ko Purskoon Aur Khobsurt Bnanay Ka Koi 1 Treeqa Ata Farmain . ap SAWW Ne Frmaya , Ghussa Na Kia Kro Asalam o alaikum! Gud morng n have a blessed day!
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Kainaat k sare rang, Rangon k sare Phool, Phoolon ki sari Khushboo Khushbu ki sare khushi. Khushi k har lamhe, or in lamhon se bharpoor, Zindagi ki Dua sirf Ap k Naam. GOOD M0RNING
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