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Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
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Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
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Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
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We live in a "COUNTRY"
1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.
2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free
3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.
4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon
5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.
Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN
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Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai..
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Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha
Happy Exam season
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To.
Wish u many many Happy returns of day, have a
every enjoy full moment in ur life, have delightful every second of every minutes, enjoy a day with
happiness best luck for ur brightness future.
best wishes for ur enjoyable birthday.....
$**@HaPpY BirtHdaY@**$
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Before The Clock Reach The 12
I Should Take The Opportunity
To Wish You A Brand New year
Of Your Life …!!
A Blessed Happy Birthday
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There would be a great hustle bustle
in your home of course today is
the important for a great personality
yes, I’m talking about you,
my dear enjoy every single moment of today…
Happy Birthday dear!
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kiya mila use mire dunya ujar kar
woh bhi tanha phir raha hai mujhe tanha chor kar
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Karo jo bhi sitam hum gila nahi karte,
khizan mai KABHI phol khila NAHI karte:)
mila do khak mai hum ko magar Itna yad rakhna.
Hum Jaise log roz mila NAHI karte
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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
HAPPY BIRTHDAY'
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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
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I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday
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Barsoon Baad Mile Woh Tu Galay Se Lipat Kar Ro Diye
Janty Ho dosto isi Ne Kaha Tha, K Tum Jese Bahot Milain Gay
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Mujhko Khayal hai k..... tu mera Khayal hai...
Aik Markz-e-Khayal...... tera kia Khayal hai?
Aata hai tu Khayal me....... is qadar Khayal se...
Tujh ko mere Khayal ka....... kitna Khayal hai
191 chars (2 sms)