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Wohi Sheikh sb k batay ne kaha abu meri shadi pe atish bazi bhi honi chahye.. Sheikh sb kehtey beta fiker na karo koi patkha thuss nai hoga .. jab barat le ker gaye to Sheikh sb sub se agay they orr mou se awazen nikal rahe they.. THA THA THA .. DUZZZ DUZZ DUZZ... Wah sheikh sb ..
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Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo
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Hum Apne aap Per Garoor nahi karte.
Kisi ko pyar karne pe majboor nahi karte.
Magar jise aik baar dil main basa lain.
Phir marte dam tak ussy dil se dour nahi karte.
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Beshak jo log bin dekhe apne rab se darte hain un k lye bakhshish aur bahut bara ajar e azeem hai .(surah mulk-12)
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Tum bhi kar k dekh lo kisi se muhabbat aae dost
jan lo ge hum muskarana kion bhol gae.
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I Said To Money.
"U Are Just A Piece Of Paper.
Money Smiled And Said.
"Ofcourse Im A Piece Of Paper
But
I Have Not Seen A Dustbin In
My Life..!
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Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
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Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
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Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:
Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye
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Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"
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Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.
Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.
Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
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The one who loves you will never leave you because even if there are100 reasons to give up, he will find one reason to hold on..
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Best awarded words in london:
Eat yur food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food...
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Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
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Kisi ko chorne ya dil dukhane se pehly ye soch lena chahye k agr is ki jaga me hota to mera kia hota
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Main Pyaar Ka Mufti To Nhi Hoon Per, Mera Fatwa Hai Yeh...!!
Ghalib..
Jo Chhorr De Raahon Mein, Wo Kaafir Se Bhi Bad'tar Hai...!!
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