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Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai.
10g Mitti
10g Kankar-Pathar
25 Type k Keere makorey,
5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa..
KamaaL hai...!!!
Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!
205 chars (2 sms)
LIPS bhindi ki tarah,
GAAL tamatar ki tarah
EYES matar ki tarah
Poora face GOBI ki tarah
Aey mere ALLAH
Aik dost dia wo b sabzi mandi ki tarah...
151 chars (1 sms)
Hum ko Hum hi Se Chura Lo
DiL MEin Kahin Tum Chupa Lo
Hum AkeLe Kho Na Jain
Door Tum se Ho Na Jain
Pas Aao ..
Pas AAO...
RUKOO !!!!
PehLe Safe Guard Se Naha Lo..
197 chars (2 sms)
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main
Operation Tayyar
Saman Mojood
Docters Mojood
Nurses Mojood
Laikin Mental
SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
167 chars (2 sms)
open with love
mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai
bura to nahi maano ge
wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai
wo pyar bharay 3 lafz
"Insaan Ban Jaao"
172 chars (2 sms)
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..
170 chars (2 sms)
andheri kabar,
sunsan kabristan,
soni haveli,
kala aasman,
bejli karki aaya tofan,
rat ho gayee
so ja shaitan,
129 chars (1 sms)
Main terai balooon main khona chahta hoon.....
main tere baloon main khona chahta hoon......
per kambakhat tum tail buhat lagati ho .....
her baar phisal jata hoon............
185 chars (2 sms)
Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish
Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu bht Tasty....
Laikin
Aap jese Akhrot ki baat hee kuch aur hai
150 chars (1 sms)
Is dIl ka kaha mano ek kaam kardo,
EK benaam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo
Meri zaat pe faqat itna ehsaan kerdo,
GHar se nahaker niklo, poray ilaaqay ko hairan kerdo
167 chars (2 sms)
kyon har bar mosam ki tarha badal jatay ho
har naye saal hamara dil dukhatay ho
ye baat sun ke meri rooh tak kaanmp gayi
ay dost tum masjidon se jootay churatay ho?
174 chars (2 sms)
tumhari payal ki jhankar
tumharay kangan ki khankaar
tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat
tumharay dil ki dhak dhak
uffffffffff........
tum larki ho ya noise polution??
186 chars (2 sms)
World cup k bad sehwag in filmo me nazar aayege!
Kabhi ek kabhi duck!
Hum wicket de chuke sanam.
Kal team mein ho na ho.
Kyon.... Out ho gaya na!
150 chars (1 sms)
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188 chars (2 sms)
Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!
173 chars (2 sms)