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Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
143 chars (1 sms)
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
158 chars (1 sms)
U r
''P'' ure
''I'' ntelligent
And
''G'' reat. . . . !
Said That Sarcastically . . .
Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ?
Read the Alphabets Enclosed In Inverted Commas
That''s From My Heart . . . .
250 chars (2 sms)
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
137 chars (1 sms)
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
137 chars (1 sms)
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well behaved... just wana thank u for breaking the monotony..... ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam
tuuuuu nahi jayega!
145 chars (1 sms)
Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte
Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte
Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka
Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-
147 chars (1 sms)
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?
Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?
Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?
Nahi Na ! ! !
Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
202 chars (2 sms)
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...
1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...
S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..
1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..
2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..
3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->
478 chars (3 sms)
FI
MT
FIT
MUF
Y
FITA
FITAY MU!!
Hogai Tasalli?
Bahut Shoq Hai SMS Parhne Ka
166 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!
147 chars (1 sms)
Dil Main Hamesha Ik Shor Ho Raha Hay,
Bina SMS Dil Boor Ho Raha Hay,
Kahin Aisa To Nahi, ?
K Mera Dost ?
Kuttay Ki Neend So Raha Hay?
172 chars (2 sms)
Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!
Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Bura Lagta Hai Yar!
168 chars (2 sms)
Ye BADAL
Ye BIJLI
Sirf Aap K Liye,
Ye HAWA
Ye MAUSAM
Sirf Ap K Liye,
8 Mahine Nahaye Nahi,
Ab 4 Mahine Ki Ye BAARISH...
Sirf Aap K Liye!
163 chars (2 sms)