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What''s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy''s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
154 chars (1 sms)
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go ON & ON & ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING! :-p
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!
171 chars (2 sms)
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
141 chars (1 sms)
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr...
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
SAb kEhte hAiN
9 MAhiNoN mE h0 jAtA hy,
Per Ab tou 10wA MAhiNA StArt h0 gAyA hy,
Aakhir yE kAb h0 gA..??
1. TiME ChAngE
2. WeAthEr ChAngE.. :p ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
GIRL:
Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi
BOY:
Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?
GIRL:
Tum
Tum
Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)
171 chars (2 sms)
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
189 chars (2 sms)
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It''s keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)
167 chars (2 sms)
G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki
GA
GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
photo loon...
163 chars (2 sms)
Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana
148 chars (1 sms)
Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day
172 chars (2 sms)
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK
146 chars (1 sms)
Aaj se Amiri Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sab kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID ka tyohar.
151 chars (1 sms)
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK
178 chars (2 sms)
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID
165 chars (2 sms)