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Once i asked my luck how my future is in ur view?
Luck replied! i''m surprised that u hv a sweet mother
& u r asking me abt luck,
go & listen ur mother''s prayer
u will judge ur self
where u will stand in future . . . (:->
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Wives Of
King Edward & King Shahjahan
Both died of
"Polycystic Ovary Syndrome"
in the same year
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Both Kings immensly
loved their Wives
But Both had a different
way of expressing it
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Shahjahan spent Billions
to make "Taj Mahal" in
memory of the beloved
Wife
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King Edward built the
"University For Research"
Proclaiming that no one
else should die of the disease
which had snatched his
beloved Wife
"Such differences of thinking
determines the causes of
Rise Or Fall Of Nations ... "
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A child on farm sees plane fly overhead
& dreamz of a far away place.
D Pilot on d plane sees d farmhouse
& dreamz of his home.
Dats life!:)
145 chars (1 sms)
LIFE Is The Art Of DRAWING Without Eraser.
So...
Be Careful While Taking Any Small Decision
About Valuable Pages Of Life.
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
143 chars (1 sms)
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!
162 chars (2 sms)
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
144 chars (1 sms)
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
162 chars (2 sms)
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaage hue Langur,
abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
151 chars (1 sms)
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
150 chars (1 sms)