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Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
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Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain
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Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
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A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:
Kaha gay thay??
Boy: UssE milne....
Mom: Kislie???
Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
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What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends."
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
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Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain
Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo
Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
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Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..
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What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???
When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees
And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....
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Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
Doctor : Kiss kitni bar kia?
gAL : Saal main 1 bar.
Doctor : Kharab nahin zang lag gia ha
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HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but
My lips cant touch my cheeks
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when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation
Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi
Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi
Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi
Indian: guldan mai saje gi
pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->
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Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
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Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.
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Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..
Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..
ha ha ha ha ha
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