Search Results for 'kiss'
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
192 chars (2 sms)
kissi din teri yadoon ko select karoon delete kar doon
ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey
103 chars (1 sms)
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,
Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.
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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
163 chars (2 sms)
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
164 chars (2 sms)
Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi
Papa:->
176 chars (2 sms)
A KISS ...
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...
That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
158 chars (1 sms)
Patient To Nurse
I Don''t Want To
Get Well Because I Love U!
Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,
Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U
Kissing Me
& He Loves Me Too
163 chars (2 sms)
Science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "
Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!
Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!
Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D
164 chars (2 sms)
AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.
Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..
141 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
166 chars (2 sms)
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati
Father: Tujhe kese pata?
Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"
kaha 2 thappad marti hai
130 chars (1 sms)
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
.
.
KHUWAB.. :-D
176 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen
Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi
Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To
Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
176 chars (2 sms)