Search Results for 'boys'
Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..
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new song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel perha
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi road mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta gaya
hooooooooo
ek larki................
238 chars (2 sms)
Imagine World Without GIRLS
Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......
&
All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam
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height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
139 chars (1 sms)
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
143 chars (1 sms)
10 ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A “LOVER”…
1.SAVE TIME.
2. CAN SLEEP WELL.
3. DON’T HAV 2 BOTHER ABT MISSED CALLS…
4. DON’T HAV TO WORRY ABT HOW U LOOK…
5. CAN EAT IN ANY RESTAURANT…
6. NO BORING SMS IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT…
7. CAN TALK WITH ALL BOYS…
8. U WON’T HEAR “AAW… U R DULL TODAY”.
9. CAN GO ANYWHERE WITH ANY ONE…
10. DON’T HAV 2 LISTEN SAME OLD CRAP JOKES…?
BONUS: - U WILL LIVE A LONG LIFE…….
SO BE AWARE OF LOVER
432 chars (3 sms)
New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga
kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel pera
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi roar mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo
ek larki........
251 chars (2 sms)
::::ARZ HAI::::
pink lips are the girls beauty
wah wah
pink lips r the girls beauty
& kissing them is the boys duty ;->
135 chars (1 sms)
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes
Girls have fun
by loving
boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
157 chars (1 sms)
Murder Of English..!
Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink
U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.
Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me
I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->
kEEP sM|L|NG :->
229 chars (2 sms)
What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl...
9 boys came with roses.
1 boy came with
"Molvi"
134 chars (1 sms)
Q: Why do boys go to temples?
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Pooja
Bhakti
Prarthana
Bhawna
Shraddha
Aarti
Archana
Aradhana
Shanti
Jyoti
Tripti
Deepti
Durga
Saraswati
Lakshmi
parvati
306 chars (2 sms)
During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.
One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,
And He Replied
22 Girls,
33 Boys And Me"
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Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''
One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
155 chars (1 sms)