Search SMS
e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

Search Results for 'Pathan'

pathan namaz parh




Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->

180 chars (2 sms)


ek darya k kinare 2



Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

290 chars (2 sms)


pathan interview den



Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?


To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->

153 chars (1 sms)


peshawar ki police k


Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe
Jawab Nhe Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

" Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hy

167 chars (2 sms)


shalwar bandhane k lye


Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

.
.
.
..
.
.

.
.
.
Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

122 chars (1 sms)


translate into engli



Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".

93 chars (1 sms)


aik pathan dusre se



Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

158 chars (1 sms)


ek pathan apne raks


Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->

177 chars (2 sms)


yara hum bohat preshan hai



Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->

162 chars (2 sms)


pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae



Agar koi pathan app ko daikh ke muskurae tou iska kya mutlab hai?

?

?

?

?
DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->

136 chars (1 sms)


i shall never die b4 my death



pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

174 chars (2 sms)


packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya


Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

170 chars (2 sms)


2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey




2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->

246 chars (2 sms)


sooraj raat ko kyu nhi nikalta



Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
















2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha


Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main
Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi
Aye Ga... ;->

187 chars (2 sms)


sms packages band hony per


SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

.
.
.
.
.

1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)

167 chars (2 sms)


Adalt adhi raat afsos ajab akhtar ali baba allah pak allama animal Aniversary sms ankhein anniversary apno APRIL FOOL attitude ay dil ayat azadi b hon Baal badal badmashi Bahar Bahon bang beauty believe Benazir bewafa bewafaye bhaga Bhai bhool bhutto bichar gay bike birthday bura nahi business chad chale Choose chut cigareete color Daag dadi december dene Desh Devil dharti dhund dil dil pakistan dil tor disturbing Doori Duwa ehad eid mubarak ENGAGEMENT enjoy Facebook father fill up flower Forgiveness friends friendship funn funny funny sms gadha galti gay sms ghalib Ghazal girlfriend girls golde golden Good luck sms happy birthday happy married life HATE HEAD heart hindu husan i love you if you really love someone arrange INSTITUTE insult inteha ishq islam jaat jag raha jannat Janu jindgi Jism jokes juda Jutt karachi karna kesc khali hathon ko kabi gor se dekha hai KHUSHI khushiya Liar long lover makeup malik manzil marriage Married marrige masjid Masoom mohsin mother mountain Mout muhabbat mustafa kamal namaaz namaz natural nature nazar andaz nice msg november Pahalia pareshaan phatan picture prayers professor to student propose Pyar qasmain Quote quran raaz raja Ramzan relationship reply romantic sabar Sacha pyar sadar safar Sagar sahil salary sanam saqi sardi sath shakespear sharab Sharafat shoaib sindh sorry spit Story submit Sunday superman Taqdeer teacher tears teri dosti teri qasam thandi hawa Thanks trust urdo uses ustad Veena veena malik wafadar wapda waqat wasi wife winter wishing without you words Ya allah yaad Zikr Zindagi
Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook