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135 chars (1 sms)
Who Is A Dost? Dost Vo Jo Bin Bulaye Aaye Bevajah Sar Khaye Jeb Khali Karwaye Kabhi Sataye Kabhi Rulaye Magar Hamesha Saath Nibhaye,
132 chars (1 sms)
Har Khushi Ko Har Hansi Ko Har Ache Pal Ko Har Beete Kal Ko Ek Yaad Bana Lo Us Yaad Ko Apne Dil Mei Chupa Lo Us Dil Ko Apna Dost Bana Lo,
137 chars (1 sms)
Meri zindagi ka sahara nahi hai,
Is jahaan me koi hamara nahi hai,
Chua unka daaman to wo haskar bole,
Dost ye daaman tumhara nahi hai.
138 chars (1 sms)
Tujhe baaho me barkar kitna pyaar kiya tha,
Kya yaad tujhe hai tune ikraar kiya tha,
Kitni raate hamne saath-saath gujaari thi,
Aur maine tujhe choom-choom kar bekraar kiya tha.
180 chars (2 sms)
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
145 chars (1 sms)
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
162 chars (2 sms)
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
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//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
154 chars (1 sms)
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
114 chars (1 sms)
can u read fast in english !
MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.
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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
128 chars (1 sms)
Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"
Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend : Kaise ?
Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"
278 chars (2 sms)
Misbah:
Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy
Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy
Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)
166 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;)
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Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P
Bari tezz hy tu? =D
162 chars (2 sms)
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
160 chars (1 sms)
Sacha waqiya....
ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...
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kambakhto light chali gaee.
386 chars (3 sms)