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Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
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Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
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Sad Sms
MANZILAIN BHI US KI THEIN RASTA BHI US KA THA.. AIK MAIN AKELA THA
QAFLA BHI US KA THA.. SATH SATH CHALNE KI SOCH BHI US KI THI.. RASTA
BADALNE KA FAISLA BHI US KA THA.. AAJ KYUN AKELA HOON DIL SAWAL KARTA
HAI.. LOG TU US KE THAY KIA KHUDA BHI US KA THA
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Pakistani And American
A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.
Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.
Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.
Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.
Teacher :What Happend Johnny?
Boy : Maam, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!
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We live in a "COUNTRY"
1) Where Pizza home delivery is faster than Ambulance & Police services.
2) Where rice is Rs. 90/- per kg but SIM almost free
3) Where the shoes R sold in AC showrooms but vegetables R sold @ footpath.
4) Where lemon juices sold wid artificial flavours & dish wash wid real lemon
5) Where our leading class having fake degrees while educated R jobless.
Wat a NATION!
Spread the awareness the change v need,
Wake up PAKISTAN
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Jab sardi ki raaton main kitaab kholo to zehan main aik "Equation" aati hai..
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Bed + Razai = Dafa karo parha
Happy Exam season
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May Allah showers his endless blessings on you on your birthday amen
Happy Birthday to you
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Wish you a very happy birthday May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope that all your wishes comes true! enjoy your day.
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i’m very glad when i come
to know about your birthday…:)
Your parents surely proud of you.
it’s great moments when you
celebrate your birthday with your parents.
So, my dear It’s my genuine
pleasure to wish you a very happy birthday!
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Wishing you a day filled with love and cheer.
May you be surrounded by all your loved ones.
May this year bring you prosperity,
fortune and friendship.
Happy Birthday to you..!!
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Wish u many many Happy returns of day, have a
every enjoy full moment in ur life, have delightful every second of every minutes, enjoy a day with
happiness best luck for ur brightness future.
best wishes for ur enjoyable birthday.....
$**@HaPpY BirtHdaY@**$
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Another year is a happy gift
So cut your cake, and say
Instead of counting birthdays
I count blessings every day.
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It’s your birthday time again;
It’s true; there’s no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I’m not lying. So for you,
the birthday person,
Here’s what I want to say in Birthday Wishes:
I hope this birthday’s the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday [...]
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Before The Clock Reach The 12
I Should Take The Opportunity
To Wish You A Brand New year
Of Your Life …!!
A Blessed Happy Birthday
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There would be a great hustle bustle
in your home of course today is
the important for a great personality
yes, I’m talking about you,
my dear enjoy every single moment of today…
Happy Birthday dear!
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