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ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga
tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena
orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de
hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se
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ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey
kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati
hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta
hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi
aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....
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Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
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2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
137 chars (1 sms)
Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
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Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
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Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
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Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........
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Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
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Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........
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Suraj hua maddham,
Chand jal ne laga,
Aasma yeh hai,
Kyo pighal ne laga,
Main tehra raha,
zameen chal ne lagi,
Kya yeh mera pehla, pehla pyaar hai?
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Yeh pyar nahi-earthquake hai bhaag!
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Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
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