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Pathan:-
ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga
Raste main usko 50 Rs mile
Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH
itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
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agar i ha to TOILET jao shor ku macha rahy ho
116 chars (1 sms)
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
147 chars (1 sms)
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
125 chars (1 sms)
Yar apki Eik Photo
Chahiye,
Kitab Per Lagani Hai,
Kitab Ka NaaM Hai,
" QaBaR Ka AaZaB".
124 chars (1 sms)
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,
Zindgi main sabko
hansana,
Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,
Phir bhi koi gham day to
90
pay phone lagana
"THOK DENGE"
saaley k
191 chars (2 sms)
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!
180 chars (2 sms)
Hum gaey un k ghar kaha dil se dil mila lo,
Darvaza khola unki ami
nay,
Hum nay kaha aunti
bachon ko polio k kartray
pilva lo.>
140 chars (1 sms)
aik aurat apny baty ko prosi ky ghar chamcha lyne bhejgi hai.
beta ja kr wapis ata hai ur kehta hai wo nhi deti.
Aurat kheti hai ajkl ky loog ktny kanjoos ho gay hai.Beta jao ja kr almari sy apna nikal kr lao.
212 chars (2 sms)
Musharraf Ne Qaum Se Khitab Kerte Huye Kaha K Pakistan Mey Buhat Jald Gurbat Khatam Honay Wali Hai........ Aur Koi Gareeb Nahi Rahe Ga....
Sach Hi TaU Kaha Hai.....
Kyunki Sarey Garib Tau Mar Jaye Ge....
GEO MUSHARRAF.................
286 chars (2 sms)
Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,,
cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,,
ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,,
akeley akeley
suttey lga rha hai koi....
168 chars (2 sms)
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna
Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
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DANT SAAF RAKHNA.
190 chars (2 sms)
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jab har janib khamoshi ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye
Jb taangen thak jaen
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
240 chars (2 sms)
Sab Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye
1 Sms Tou Kr Do Zaalim
Werna Dunya Samjhe Gi Aap Dunya Se Dafa Ho Gaye ;->
144 chars (1 sms)
FOUR Flowers
Especially For U . . .
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1st For Frienship
2nd For Happiness
3rd For Care
4th Kaan K Uppar Laga Lena
Ek Dum Mast Lage Ga Mere Dost ;->
227 chars (2 sms)