Search Results for 'ga'
Election Fever. . .
1 Janaza Ja Raha Tha Bohat Se Log Sath Ja Rahe Thay
1 Pathan B Janaze K Sath Mil Gaya
Kisi Ne Kaha
“Kalma-e-Shahadat”
Pathan Bola: ZINDABAAD. . . ;->
188 chars (2 sms)
mud gorning.
lest of buck.
gay mod less bu.
ave a dice nay.
cake tare!
soli yaar!
laat ko zyaada pee lee sissiliye ispeling fistek ho rayeli he.
MON''T DINE...!!! ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
Chor 1 Ghar Mei Chori Karne Gaya,
Tijori Par Likha Tha..
" TIJORI KO TORNE KI ZARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI "
Jaise he button dabaya alarm baja aur police aagyi.
Jate waqt chor malik se bola..
"AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA" . . . ;->
328 chars (3 sms)
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna
bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
139 chars (1 sms)
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Woh hamein dekh ker
muskurate rahey...
Phir yoon hua k....
Hamara b HASSA nikal
gaya...-
293 chars (2 sms)
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"
2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"
1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
171 chars (2 sms)
You r a dog.
kiyon bura kaga na???
tarr bura mat mano
Dog means
O=of
G=Girls
Now u r smilling
Haans raha hai
Kutta kahin ka!...->
165 chars (2 sms)
Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!
Aik bar phir phairen
Dobra phairen
Chalen 1 bar phir
Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...
"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->
194 chars (2 sms)
EK sharabi apni eyes
donate krne gaya
After operation,
Dr asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?
Sharabi:Jisko b ankhen
lagao Use bata dena ye
2pag pene k bad khulti
hen ......->
183 chars (2 sms)
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
176 chars (2 sms)
LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..
GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..
MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..
APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...
JO
3 GANJE
3 NANGE
AUR
6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)
167 chars (2 sms)
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
169 chars (2 sms)
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.
171 chars (2 sms)
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga
140 chars (1 sms)
Nahi PLZ
Neechy Mat Jao na
Kuch Ho Jaye Ga
PLZ
Dekho Mat Karo
Maan Jao Na PLZ
Warna
...Ho Jaye Ga
PLZ Mat Jao
Aaah
Dekha
Ho Gaya Na
SMS Khatam...;>
245 chars (2 sms)