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* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!
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One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..
Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...
Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....
sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin
Doctor: lekin..?
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2400 km away from home...!
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Itna Khoobsurat Tha
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Us Ko Nazar Lag Gayi Aur
Wo Mar Gaya...;->
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TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..
farak batao....
STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->
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1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi aur 1ko lahore chor aonga
dosra bola wo q
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy ;->
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Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..
aur kaha k "SURF" de do...
DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..
PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
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reshma ki jawani
reashma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
ab hogai hai purani .........;->
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani
chota tha tabhi dekhne nahi mili koi mil gaya...
ab dekhta hu mein reshma ki jawani...;->
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hajam kerte kerte
hajam kerte kerte
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hajam kerte kerte
arey haan bhai hajam kerte kerte
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hajam ker gae
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dusre din dekha tho kuch jyada hi wajan kam ker gae..........;->
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Chandi ka ghora soney ki lagam
Msg parhne walon ko mera salam
7up,Sprit peene walon kabhi paani bhi piya karo
Free k Msg parhne waly kabhi msg bhi kiya karo.
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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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1admi bola jb mere bchy hun gy to 1ko karachi
aur 1ko lahore chor aonga.
dosra bola wo q ?
pehla admi bola kal TV pr bta rhy thy k
bchon k drmyan wqfa zrori hy.
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10 Dogs Were Running Than Another Dog Asked
Why r You Running . . . ? ? ?
The Other Dog Replied
"Agli Gali Main Naya Khamba Laga Hai
Chal SU SU Ker K Aate Hain" ;->
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Viaah De Mauqe Te Jado Dolli Turi Te Duhe Da Mobile Vajya
Us Te Ringtone Te Gana Lagya C
"Dil Me Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale" ;->
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Yash raj ki wife ki delivery k waqt wife ney poocha k baby ka name kya hoga?
Yash raj says : DHOOM
After few mints he saw many children his wife has & he ask doctor : ye sab kya hai
Doctor: sir ye DHOOM 1 OR YE 2 YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again
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