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Jab Koi Aam Insan Marta Hai Tu Auski Kabar Par Likha Hota Hai
" Akhri Aram Gah "
Jab Musharaf Maray Ga Tu Auski Kabar Pe Likha Hoo Ga
" AKhri Haram Da "
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Sorry Musharaf Shab
Kiya KAru public Demand HA
221 chars (2 sms)
Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)
162 chars (2 sms)
Begaane Kaun Hai?
Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..
Begaane
76 chars (1 sms)
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
99 chars (1 sms)
2 Pyaar Kerne Wale Jungle Main Kho Gaye . . .
Chalo Ab Matti Pao, Ab Kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja Ker . . . ;->
186 chars (2 sms)
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga
LAPTOP Dya
CYCLE Mangi
CAR Di
HUT Manga
BANGLA Dya
DOST Manga
TUM Ko Dya
Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ? ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
Ek BALL pe 2 ChokkAy
Or
Ek Life me 2 MAuqAy nhi miLtAy . . .
JAwAni pe LAgA ShAbbAb
Or
Zor se LAgA PishAb ziAdA dAir nhi ruktA . . :p ;->
156 chars (1 sms)
Cham Cham Kerdi Raat
Tim Tim Kerde Taare
Na Koi Msg
Na Koi Bell
Ki Gal Ae Pyare
Kyun ?
Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->
144 chars (1 sms)
EnGLiSh ShyEri
The Janaza Of Mehboob Nikla From
The Gali Of Mehboba With Lots Of Zor
Shor The Mehbuba Jhannki From The Door
And Boli "MAR GYA HARAMKHOR" ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,
Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,
Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,
Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,
Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,
List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.
299 chars (2 sms)
Qiamat ki 5 Nishania . . .
1-Har ghar se Jew Musharaf ki awaz aye gi..
2-Pani ka rate Petrol se ziada hoga..
3-Munshi ki fees wakeel se ziada hogi..
4-Logon k pas balance hoga par wo sms nahe karain ge..
5-Logon ko hansi aye gi par sharam phir bhi nahe aye gi . . . :p
284 chars (2 sms)
Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu
Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->
483 chars (4 sms)
1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gaee.
Clerk:Yahan Sign Karo.
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk: Jaisy Khat K Aakhir Mei Likhte Hain.
She Wrote:
Faqat
Ap K
Munnay Ki MAA
168 chars (2 sms)
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
151 chars (1 sms)
In PAK Survey Was Done That,
How Many Girls Want To Make Friendship With
Me . .
Survey Report
5 % Says = YES
0 % Says = NO
And . .
95 % says = Hamara Ye sms Parhne Wala Bhai Ijazat Nahi Day Gaa . . . . . . . . ;->
240 chars (2 sms)