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1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia
Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to
Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Arz Kiya Hai,,
Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,
Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,
Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,
Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,
Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,
Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!
Wah,wah,wah,wah,
243 chars (2 sms)
Wife : Beggar Who Came Yesterday Is Very Bad . . . !
Husband : Why ?
Wife : I Gave Him Food Yesterday & today He Gifted Me A Book "How To Cook"
150 chars (1 sms)
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?
He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"
157 chars (1 sms)
Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->
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Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . . |''!''|
Now U Got 2 Choices...
Delete It Or Frwrd
Choice Is Urs :p
185 chars (2 sms)
Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .
"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy
Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge
Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga
Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."
G . A . MICRO ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
Telephone Ki Ghanti Bajti Hy
Receiver: Kon ?
Caller: Me Chaudry
Receiver: Zaleel , Kameenay , Ghatya Insaan
Caller : Meri Gall Te Suno Main "CYCLE WALA" Chaudry Nahi . . .
184 chars (2 sms)
1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe
to driver ne shisha set kiya
pathan chillaya or bola
tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai
tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,
179 chars (2 sms)
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...
Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
178 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?
Student: 4
Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?
Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,
"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->
295 chars (2 sms)
Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti White Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (Widow) Hai..
166 chars (2 sms)
New Remix Song Of
"ALI AZMAT"
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
"DIL MANGAY MORE"
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Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga
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Dunya Ka Sab Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga Khulnay Main
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Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On
0300-000-000-0
317 chars (2 sms)