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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
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Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?
1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.
3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.
4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-
312 chars (2 sms)
Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho
Wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai
Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho
Tou Wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai
166 chars (2 sms)
Keeklee Kaleer Di
Pent Mere Veer Di
Coat Mere Pai Da
Landay Ton Le Ayi Da
Fair Fit Karayi Da
Fair Onho Payi Da
Fittay Mo0nh MehnGayi Da.
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Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni Khushiyan mili ?
1. Bijli jane k baad Bijli aane ki khushi.
2. Line mein khara ho kar kabhi kabhi Aata milne ki khushi.
3. Sare din k baad raat k 11 baje Gas aane ki khushi.
4. Bazar se shopping kar k Bomb blast se bach kar Zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . . . <-;
314 chars (2 sms)
Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?
Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?
204 chars (2 sms)
Movies Related to College Life
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
KT == Aakhri Rasta
460 chars (3 sms)
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->
176 chars (2 sms)
Mom: Have u given the goldfishs fresh water ?
Child: No Mom, They still have not finished the water i gave them last week . . . ;->
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Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)
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Once the ant and the elephant were playing hide n seek game.
It was elephant''s turn to catch the ant but the ant was caught.
She was hiding in the temple. Then the ant asked how he came to know that she was hiding in the temple then he replied that he saw her sandals lying outside.
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How to irritate Bill Gates
* Steal his "nerdboy" license plate.
* Accuse him of sexually harassing your laser jet printer.
* Beat his high score on Tetris.
* Ask him if they caught the guy who did that to his hair.
* Tell him you heard he''s "micro soft."
* Leave his Spock ears on your dashboard so they melt.
* Let the air out of the tires on the Gatesmobile.
* Drop hints that Oprah''s richer than he is.
* WWW him right in the dot-com.
* Two words: Dork tax.
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WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..
Aren''t they?
But,
the man who runs away frm his enemies...
Is a Coward...
So b brave
chEErS..! ;->
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Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?
niche dekho..
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
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