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Log Kehte Hain Ki Achche Log Mar K Sitare Ban Jaate Hain,
Magar Hum Kehte Hain Ki Marne Ke Baad Bhi..
Aap Jaise Log
Ghost Ban Ke Hume Daraate Hai..
157 chars (1 sms)
Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.
Na yaar kaise?
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Niche deakho.
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BUS
AESE hi banbya ab 126 ho gay hain.
145 chars (1 sms)
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
165 chars (2 sms)
Once Ther Was A Man By Name Bhagwan. A Beautiful Girl
By Name Raani Falls
In Love With Bhagwan. After Few Days Of Their Affair,
Raani Dies. Why??
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Kyonki Woh Bhagwan Ko Pyaari Ho Gayi!!
211 chars (2 sms)
Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?
Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!
164 chars (2 sms)
2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.
2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.
1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
170 chars (2 sms)
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
144 chars (1 sms)
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,
Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,
Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
134 chars (1 sms)
I Dont Want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.
I Want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da Window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again
322 chars (3 sms)
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?
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NOKIA
Connecting Pipal
142 chars (1 sms)
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??
Socho Socho . . .
"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
161 chars (2 sms)
Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)
125 chars (1 sms)
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"
154 chars (1 sms)
yai dunia kia hai
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gum kadarya hai....
toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P
105 chars (1 sms)