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1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
"PLUMBER"Ko le Kar gya!
Kiun?
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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.->
194 chars (2 sms)
Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"
Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,
Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,
Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,
Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,
Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,
Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,
Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
315 chars (2 sms)
Susti bhare jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?
Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?
sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...
Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P
166 chars (2 sms)
Chandi ka ghora soney ki
lagam
msg parhne walo ko
mera salam
Pepsi Coke peene walo
kabhi pani piya karo
Free k msg parhne walo
Kabhi msg bhi kya karo.->
169 chars (2 sms)
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...
Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..
"zinda ya murda,
pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..
164 chars (2 sms)
App Mujhay
Aikn jaga
se bohat
pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Maloom hai kahan se?
DOOR SE..........;->
125 chars (1 sms)
Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.
But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"
SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
aby yaar jaldi tv lagao zardari ko mardia hai.
kia hua roz afwaah sun rahy hona aaj aik humari tarafsy sahi ;-)
175 chars (2 sms)
Gareeb shohor bola:
Lagta hai ab dosto ke
aage hath phailana
paren ge....
Biwi:Jaldi se tum hath
phaila lo, warna mujhe
taangein phailana parein
gi........................-;>
193 chars (2 sms)
Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
169 chars (2 sms)
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha
Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?
Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay
Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?
Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
269 chars (2 sms)
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho
Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo
Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay
EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
179 chars (2 sms)
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
146 chars (1 sms)
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from
your seats
Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
206 chars (2 sms)
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi
Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi
Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi
Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha
Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
188 chars (2 sms)