Search Results for 'larki'
Larki Jub Saray Kapray Utaar Laiti Hay To Kia Hota Hay?
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Taar Khali Ho Jati Hay.
Yaar Kabhi To +Ve Socha Karo... ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
0300
(Mein Tmhain Bachpan Se Chahta Hun)
0301
(Tum Se Shaadi Krna Meri Majboori Thi):-(
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(Tum Mere Ghar Walo Ki Pasand Ho)
Ooops
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(I Promis U Mai Tmhari Ankhon Mein Kbi Aanso Ane Nahi Dunga)
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(I Realy Love U)
0346
(You R My 2nd Wife)
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(Tum Dunia Kee Sb Se Khubsurat Larki Ho)
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(I Dont Love U)
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(Tum Mere Khuwabo Ki Tabeer Ho)
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(Pata Nhi Meri Maa Ko Tum Ma Kya Nazar Aaya)
436 chars (3 sms)
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jaroo
131 chars (1 sms)
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
464 chars (3 sms)
Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ?
Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho
Larka Kis Ka ?
Larki Apni Bhen
Ki
Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P
141 chars (1 sms)
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->
189 chars (2 sms)
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai
453 chars (3 sms)
A Friend Is One Who
Advise You To Study
Well
But
A Best Friend Is One
Who Stands In
Examination Hall n Says
"Abay Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya''n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
tumhari payal ki jhankar
tumharay kangan ki khankaar
tumhari sanson ki sarsarahat
tumharay dil ki dhak dhak
uffffffffff........
tum larki ho ya noise polution??
186 chars (2 sms)
1 bat bataon raaz ki?kro us larki se ishq.Jis k chehre pe ho sadgi.Sanso mei ho tazgi Chandni ho chand ki,Rani ho rat ki Khushbu ho gulab ki.Baten kre pyar ki. Nazuk ho mizaj ki. Ache ho ikhlaq ki, paband ho namaz ki. khidmat kre maa bap ki. aur kahey main hon sirf aap ki
274 chars (2 sms)
AIK SHEHER MAI AIK LARKA THA JO SCHOOL MAI 9TH MAI PHARTA THA, WO KISI LARKI SE BOHAT PYR KARTA THA 8TH SE, AIK DIL CLASS MAI OSNE KOI CHEEZ PHENK K DEE TO OS NE BAREY PYA SE KAHA "SORRY" os sorry ne osko devana bana dia, wo os jumle ko roz hr waqt hr ghari yaad krta tha, wo osko dil o jan se pyr krta tha, ajab ke baat ye hai wo os k baad shaeri bhe krne laga or wo os par saheri krta tha, wo os ko dil he dil mai pyr krta hai aur zndagi k akhri snas k akhri sec tak krta rahega,
magar wo osko keh nahin sakta q k wo bareeeeeeeeeeeeee beyrehem hai,
"aap dua krna k wo osko mil jae plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
wo larka mai hou yaneee mera naam hai love
672 chars (5 sms)
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
164 chars (2 sms)
Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
147 chars (1 sms)