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One Of The Sad Fact
Of Life . . .
"It''s Tough When
Someone Special Begins
To Ignore You,
But
It''s Even Tougher To
Pretend That You Don''t
Mind . . . "
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M o n e y
D o e s
N o t
S p e a k
B u t
I t s
A b s e n c e
S c r e a m s . . . =P ;)
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Billgates gav3 5$ tip to the waiter.
Waiter: Sir, yesterdy ur son gav 50$ tip & u gave only 5$?
Billgates: He is the son of Millionaire,
i m the son of farmer.
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Ashfaq Ahmed ZAVIA mein likhtay hain:
" Mere pas 1 bili thi.. Us ko jb bhuk lagti thi aa kr mere paun chat''ti thi. Aur mein usy khana dai deta tha.
Eik din mene socha k ye bili mujh sy behtar hai. Is ko pakka yakeen hai k apny malik k pas sy is ki talab puri ho gi, aur insan ko yakeen nahi.
Insan har fikar apny zimay lai laita hai. Un kamon ki bhi jo us k ikhtiyar mai nahi "
Apni har talab ALLAH sy maango aur qabooliyat ka mukamal yaqeen rakho...
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LIFE Is The Art Of DRAWING Without Eraser.
So...
Be Careful While Taking Any Small Decision
About Valuable Pages Of Life.
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Most optimistic line i have ever come across.
"I know i''m the boy of her dreams,
Its just that she hasn''t started dreaming yet"
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View A Negative
Experience In
Your Life
Like How You Look
At A Photo Negative.
...A Single Negative
Can Create An
Unlimited Number Of
Positive Prints ! ! !
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can"t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
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Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
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