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Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
110 chars (1 sms)
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
121 chars (1 sms)
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
130 chars (1 sms)
Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hap ap per"
151 chars (1 sms)
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,
1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,
meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,
ghar say naha k nikloo,
Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo
182 chars (2 sms)
Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodoo
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
153 chars (1 sms)
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
147 chars (1 sms)
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
159 chars (1 sms)
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
167 chars (2 sms)
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lorange l
l juice l
l______l
Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..
Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo
129 chars (1 sms)
Jabse Tumhe dekha
hai,
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
165 chars (2 sms)
Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen
paas aao
paas aao
paas aao
rukoooooooooooo!
pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao
198 chars (2 sms)
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
129 chars (1 sms)
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
183 chars (2 sms)
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.
118 chars (1 sms)