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God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar..
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Pehle chitthi k badle taar aata tha,
ek bulave pe mera yaar aata tha.
Ab padh kar delete karte hai mere sms ko,
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha.
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AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
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Your account has been recharged successfully by rs. 1490.74.
Your account bal is 1601.98!
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haha Chehera To Dekho, Jaise Bandar Ko Kela Mil Gaya!
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Aap Ki X-Ray Report Aa Gayi Hy
Dekh Len
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Ghabrane Ki Baat Nahi Hai
Bus Aap K Andar Ek Keera Hai
Jo Aap Ko Msg Nahi Kerne Deta ;->
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Ek Kabotar
Itna Ura
Itna Ura
Itna Ura
Buhat upar gaya
Itna
Itna
Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.
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1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado
Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
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A
Camel
cow &
a Donkey
discusing who is the best
Camel:
i help in moving heavy loads
cow:
i give milk
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Kuch to bol yar
teri izzat ka sawal ha...
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Kya aap jaante hain k dunya mai sab se intelligent kon hai???
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zahir hai aap
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to ho nai sakte
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to phir
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MAI HUN
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haan ji..
kya chahiye?
kuch dhoondh rahe ho?
shayad sms..
yahaan factory lagi hai kya.
Chalo Apna kaam karo...?
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Oyeee...! Abhi tak tehni par latky ho...Chalo shabash nichay utro or sms karo.
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1 din bandar bola: Maa meri dulhan kon he plz meri shaadi karwaado
Maa boli: dekh teri dulhan SmS parh rahi he.
Agar parh k muskrae to shaadi paki... :-D
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10 things i like in u.
1.ur choice-me as ur frnd.
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Ankhe fad k kya dekh rahe ho uske baad koi dhang ka kam kiya hai kya
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kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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