Search Results for 'Ab'
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
141 chars (1 sms)
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,
a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,
na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
281 chars (2 sms)
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,
mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
160 chars (1 sms)
Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om
Kyuki
Picture Abhi Baki Hai Dost.
119 chars (1 sms)
Aik Sheikh Sahab Ko Current Lag Gya.
Bachon Ne Kaha Aba Jan Ko Bachao.
Sheikh Sahab Kehtay Hain: "Mujhay Choro, Daikho Bahar Unit To Nahe Gir Rahay Hain?" :-D
164 chars (2 sms)
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!
Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
161 chars (2 sms)
Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.
I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,
Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.
(,") DR.DIL (",)
270 chars (2 sms)
Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.
Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?
Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye
165 chars (2 sms)
Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,
Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,
ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,
teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,
Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,
310 chars (2 sms)
Aadat Or Ada Me Ye Farq Hai-
Road K Nal Se Paani Pina-
Garib Piye To Aadat,
Amir Piye To Ada;
Ab Sms Ko Hi Le Lo-
Me Bheju To Aadat,
Aap Bhejo To ADA
158 chars (1 sms)
Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"
Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"
Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola
152 chars (1 sms)
What''s The Moral Of Movies
Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fanaa
Titanic
Think
Larkiyo K Lafrey May Mat Paro,
Khaali Larkiyan
Bachti Hai
Baaqi Sab Mer Jaatey Hai;-)
177 chars (2 sms)
Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
159 chars (1 sms)
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fashion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
170 chars (2 sms)
An Interesting Line Written At The Back Of A Biker '' S T Shirt:
"If You Are Able To See This,
Please Tell Me That My Girlfriend Has Fallen Off"
151 chars (1 sms)