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Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!
Father:Wht?
Son:Kitab Kholna. .
189 chars (2 sms)
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???
Guess
Guess
I More Tym
Ohoooooo...
Its Greece.
115 chars (1 sms)
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam
koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
121 chars (1 sms)
Height OIf Relationship ...
1 Larka Gadhe K Saamne Gir Gaya
1 Larki Ne Dekha Tou Boli :
"Apne Barey Bhai K Paaon Chuu rahe Ho"
Larka Bola :
G Bhabi ... ;->
202 chars (2 sms)
"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!
Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?
Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!
Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?
TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.
291 chars (2 sms)
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?
Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand
Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
163 chars (2 sms)
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,
"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck next time
91 chars (1 sms)
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,
huuuunnnnnn
In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
165 chars (2 sms)
A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
3rd A Negro Was Born Dey Named Him.
" Ye Kaun Kaliya"
146 chars (1 sms)
Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
Why Baba
Remove Ur Simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
Well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha
129 chars (1 sms)
Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana...
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Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana
138 chars (1 sms)
2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.
141 chars (1 sms)
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172 chars (2 sms)
Aik Bacha Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha.Us Ki Maan Keh Rahi Thi .Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chiye ,Tofee ,Bikit, Chips ,Du Du..?
Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait
DRL FRND =P
165 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi.
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.
141 chars (1 sms)