Search Results for 'Ab'
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...
But
Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You
And
Yell
"Run LOSER Run" :->
156 chars (1 sms)
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?
Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun
Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
163 chars (2 sms)
*Nice Patriotic Story*
1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.
Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha
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Light Chali Gai
Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi
Se Bola
*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
334 chars (3 sms)
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara
"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
97 chars (1 sms)
agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,
par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga
"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
257 chars (2 sms)
The Statement Below Is True ...
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"cErTiFieD ...
AbSoLuTe ...
StUpId " ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus Wid Her Baby
The Bus Driver Says :
Dats Ugliest Baby I Have Ever Seen
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of
The Bus & Sits Down ,
She Says To A Man Next To Her:
The Driver Just Insulted Me !
The Man Says :
You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead I''ll Hold Your Monkey For You ...
322 chars (3 sms)
If You Are In
"L O V E"
Press Down
Theher Jao !
Abhi Tumhare Ammi Abbu Ko
Batata Hoon
Bari Pyar Ki Aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->
217 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan Ka Qaumi Phal
Sabr Ka Phal
Qaumi Libaas
Kala Coat
Qaumi Khel
Muzakarat
Qaumi Dua
Ya Allah Light Aa Jaye ... ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...
He Is Probably Selling
Something
That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
Police Inspector Apne Bete Se
"Tumhara Bht Khrab Result Aaya Hy
Isliye Aaj Se Tmhara Khelna, Bahar Nikalna Band"
Bacha
"Ye 50 Rs Pakren Aur Mamla Yahin Khatam Karen" ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Dr 2 Lady: Tou Aap Ko Chlne Me Takleef Hoti Hy
Sans Phool Jati Hy , Acha Ye Btaiye Aap Ki Umr Ktni Hy?
Lady: Is Saal 30 Ki Ho Jaongi
Dr: Mtlb Yaadasht Bhi Khraab Hy ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
Aik Bad News..
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Aap Kabhi Maa/Baap Nahi Bun Sakte..
98 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo
Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?
Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
125 chars (1 sms)