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"EK MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU AISA LAGA"
Jesey Khana Kharab
Jesey Total Azaab
Jesey Aadi Faqeer
Jesey Murda Zameer
Jesey Naasoor Ho Koi Sarrta Hua
Ek MUSHARAF KO DEKHA TOU Aisa Laga,
Jesey Bijli Ki Taar
Jesey Kanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag
Jesey Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jesey Shetan Ka Roop . . .;->
340 chars (3 sms)
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai
Khan''s Wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?
Dr: Y?
Wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K
Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
169 chars (2 sms)
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?
Chhirrr
No!
Charrr...
No
Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai
Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,
"Shame Shame...;-))
173 chars (2 sms)
!!!... Dhamaka Offer ...!!!
Gutka, Man Poori, Paan Aur Ciggarate Istimal Karne Walon Ke Liye ""Man Poori Khao.. Naseeb Jagao Offer""
Bumper Prizes
1st Prize: Cancer
2nd Prize: Kidney Diease
3rd Prize: Lungs Disease
Iske Elawa Bee-Shumar Qeemti Beemariyan!!!
Yeh Scheme Mehdood Muddat Ke Liye Hai... Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Govt. Band Na Laga Dey..
Jaldi Kijiye!!! Kahin Zindagi Lambi Na Hojai...
Har Gutke Ki Pudiya Par Mamooli Beemariyan Muft Haasil Karain
Kam Az Kam 2 Pudiyan Roozana Khane Wale Iss Scheme Main Shaamil Ho Sakte Hain...
Scheme Main Shaamil Hone Ke Liye... Aj Hi Qareebi Pan Ya Parchoon Ki Dukan Par Rabta Karain
Inaam Milne Ki Jaga: Qabristan
Mehman-e-Khusoosi: Malak-ul-Maut
722 chars (5 sms)
Aap sochte honge ki hamari
aur se aanewale sms ka
silsila kab khatam hoga?
Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR
ke serial jaisa hai.
NEVER ENDing
146 chars (1 sms)
Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you
an expensive analysis about you,
which ur spouse gives free anywa
120 chars (1 sms)
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,
Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
122 chars (1 sms)
Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni
Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K
Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya.
.
.
Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam
Wapda Waly Hr 50
Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain....
167 chars (2 sms)
SaChI MuHaBbAt BeZuBaN HotI HaI,
Ye To AaNkHoN Se BaYaN HotI HaI,
MuHaBbAt MaI DaRd MiLe To KyA HowA,
DaRd k LiyE
2 GoLiPoNsTaN
HoTi HaI.:-P
158 chars (1 sms)
4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai
165 chars (2 sms)
To,
Near
Police Station.
Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob
144 chars (1 sms)
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,
Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,
Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,
Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
180 chars (2 sms)
Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song
Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
Faqeer To Memon :
Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba
Memon:
Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho
Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->
128 chars (1 sms)
Molvi Was Addressing In Masjid:
"Janab Aaj kal Cable K Channels Bht Gandey Aa Rahe Hyn"
1 Pathan Bola:
Nahi Nahi , Humarey Ghar Tou Bilkul Saaf Aa Rahey Hyn
Aap Wire Chck Krwao ...
187 chars (2 sms)