Search Results for 'Ab'
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
Raks Kerti Hy
Gardish-e-Dauran
Dar Khuley Hyn
Sharab Khano''n K
Chai Peeney Ko Ab
Kahan Jaye''n
Band Hotel Huey
Pathano''n k ... ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
2009 Is Coming
Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights
Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->
346 chars (3 sms)
Koshish karien k woh SMS bheja karain jo hamien pasand hoon..
ab aap hamari pasand poochien gay..
To hamien EASY LOAD walay SMS bht pasand hain.
147 chars (1 sms)
Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..
Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..
Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,
Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)
143 chars (1 sms)
HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.
HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..
HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.
Haommmm !!!
Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.
sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.
Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.
WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL
HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"
HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.
::sMs G@MBlr::
356 chars (3 sms)
Karachi K Halat!
"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,
Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
240 chars (2 sms)
Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.
It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents
167 chars (2 sms)
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,
Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,
Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...
Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
169 chars (2 sms)
Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)
168 chars (2 sms)
New Degrees Of
"DOG"
DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...
Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...
167 chars (2 sms)
Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz
Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon
Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->
290 chars (2 sms)
~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
.
.
.
.
~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!
124 chars (1 sms)
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children
But
After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)