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Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo
Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...
( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?
Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
192 chars (2 sms)
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung
16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
125 chars (1 sms)
1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main
Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain
Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
A Fact About Women:
They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
169 chars (2 sms)
"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"
Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!
Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..
Dont Delete dis iz real,
1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye
1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,
1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia
so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
475 chars (3 sms)
Facts Abt Me:
Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
141 chars (1 sms)
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...
Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...
(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
122 chars (1 sms)
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"
Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
96 chars (1 sms)
Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Sare!
O Laado Sabun...
O Laado Sabun...
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha
Now
U Continue Ur Work Jo Kr Rahe Thay ;->
184 chars (2 sms)
Nursery,
Baloch Colony,
Karsaz,
Airport,
Malir,
Quaidabad
Laloo khait
Laloo khait
thakk..
thakk..
Rok ustaad
Utray ga
FARAZ...
197 chars (2 sms)
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai
Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
104 chars (1 sms)
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"
Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab
Aagey Se Nahi
Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
146 chars (1 sms)