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IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!
If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless
If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt
If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money
If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude
If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang
If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
489 chars (4 sms)
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??
Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
157 chars (1 sms)
Teachr ne SHARAB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERA SHRAB mai dala to wo mar gya.
Techr:Aap Ne Kia Seekha?
stdn:
SHRAB peenay se PAIT k KEERAY mar jatay hain.
162 chars (2 sms)
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.
So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!
156 chars (1 sms)
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao
Par
Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
160 chars (1 sms)
"Golden Words"
Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou
''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
103 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?
Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
154 chars (1 sms)
Ek admi rat k time qabar par betha tha
Ek musafir ne us se pucha...
TM KO DAR NAHI LAG RHA?
ADMI: darne ki kia baat hai,
Andr garmi lag rahi thi to bahar agaya.
164 chars (2 sms)
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,
Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,
Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
150 chars (1 sms)
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".
In Punjabi It Is Translated As,
"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
151 chars (1 sms)
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!
Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,
aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!
167 chars (2 sms)
Yaar
Ye Dekh...
Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
70 chars (1 sms)
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"
Bolay To
"Sharam aai kya"
165 chars (2 sms)
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay
Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
151 chars (1 sms)
New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram
Team:
Bekar younus
Rashid takleef
Shahid afriki
Inzimam full duck
Shoaib kambakhter
Umer bull
Kamran khatmal
Kana Naveedul Hasan
Mehman butt
Extras:
Baitsman
Baiman farhat
Danish maleria.
291 chars (2 sms)