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Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?
Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..
Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?
Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..
Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
439 chars (3 sms)
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,
Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...
Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
.
.
.
.
PONKA...!
150 chars (1 sms)
Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,
Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,
Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,
Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
166 chars (2 sms)
Joke in
1 word
"sardar"
Joke in
2 words
"Intelligent
sardar"
Joke in
3 words
"sardar Playing
Chess"
Joke in
4 words
"sardar Wins
The Game"
175 chars (2 sms)
USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
172 chars (2 sms)
Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,
Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,
Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,
Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
167 chars (2 sms)
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq
kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
149 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-
162 chars (2 sms)
AAJ
MERi
SiM
Ki
BiRTHDAY
HAi.
AAP
CHAHAIN
TO
GiFT
SAMAJ KAR
ISME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
ALLAH
NY
CHAHA
TO
AGLY
MAH
MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY
182 chars (2 sms)
Dil Chahta Hy K Is Dunya Main Jo Sab Se Khubsurat Hai Usay Jaan Se Maar Doon
Par
Kya
Karun
Khud Kushi Karna B To Haraam Hai.
136 chars (1 sms)
Rab kare apko sab mily
Himut
Izut
Rupiya
Bangla
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
car
pyaar
Aur kya dekh rahe ho,kuch reh gya kya?
.. LAALCHEE ...
168 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
154 chars (1 sms)
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
157 chars (1 sms)