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A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.
As they were leaving, she cried out:
WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
166 chars (2 sms)
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .
He Has Silver In His Hair
Gold In His Teeth
Stones In His Kidney
Steel In His Knees
Sugar In His Blood
&
Gas In His A** . . .
182 chars (2 sms)
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?
2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To ßecome A Mother. . . ;->
122 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!
Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . . . ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!
Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!
Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Sardarni To Sardar:Public Ny Apko Kyu Mara?
Sardar:Darling..
Jeweller Ki Dukan The,
Meiny Sales Girl Ko Itna Pucha: Aj Tmhary
Soney Ka Rate Kya Hai??
162 chars (2 sms)
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,
Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.
Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola
"Kia Khayal Hai Madam
Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
264 chars (2 sms)
What Will Happen If
Bipasha Basu,
Mallika Sherawat,
Neha Dupia,
Rakhi Sawant
Contest Elections In India.?
Politics Will Become Transparent
159 chars (1 sms)
Man: Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tou Police Ko Q Nai Bataya
§Ardar: Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha To Police Walo Ne
15-20 Din Istemaal Kar K Loataya Tha.
159 chars (1 sms)
tujh ko bhool k zinda rehna, tanhai k dard ko sehna,
Ziada mushkil to naheen hai.
91 chars (1 sms)
Radio Quiz:
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough! :
Should Women Have Children After 35?
Sardar Replied:
No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
214 chars (2 sms)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
FlaMeR
177 chars (2 sms)
Pather ki deewaar na tori
pyar bhara dil tor dia
ek rupee ki khatir
tumne SMS karna chor dia
FlaMeR
106 chars (1 sms)