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3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
FlaMeR
179 chars (2 sms)
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.
Some1 Asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
165 chars (2 sms)
Height Of Fear
2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy
Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya
Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
Kissing is like real estate.
The most important thing is
location,
location,
n location! ?
107 chars (1 sms)
Hights Of Heart Breakin:
An Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film Aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had Acted
MORAL:
Watch All BF''s B4 Mariage...
160 chars (1 sms)
Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To As Many Frnds As Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!
SAVE WATER!
SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...
Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...
162 chars (2 sms)
2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???
147 chars (1 sms)
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.
He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless
Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless And A Mini Skirt
He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...
Why???
U Dirty Mind...
She Had The Ticket!!!
334 chars (3 sms)
Girl To A Tattoo Artist:
How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing
An Animal Just Above My Knee?
Artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit And Lion,
But Girraffe Is Free.
164 chars (2 sms)
Define Fashion Show?
"In Fashion Show,
Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,
Models Drop Their Dress
& Show God''s Creation
139 chars (1 sms)
Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik Adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!
233 chars (2 sms)
1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.
164 chars (2 sms)
Ek Larki Dosri Se...!!!
Sab Se Khatarnak Game Kon Sa Ha..?
2nd Girl;
Har Woh Game Jo Boys Ke Sath Khela Jaey,
Khass Kar Andhery Main... ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Ek Pathan ko Hichki ayi or sath he uska Paad b nikl gya..
Pathan:
O khucha lagta hy humko
Gul Bano k sath sath
Gul Khan b yad kr rha hy . . . :p :d ;->
161 chars (2 sms)