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Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
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Once there lived a SEXY MAN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...
"DINNER" ;->
u Dirty mind...
upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P
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Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.
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For last year"s words belong to last year"s language
And next year"s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.
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Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Before the golden sun sets,
2006"s calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed
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God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be Among The Best
U ve Ever Spend.
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Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
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Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
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Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous ,
Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it"s my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours
and let each new year find you a better man.
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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new
Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless
you through out the new Year.
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