Search Results for 'se'
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
And the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
158 chars (1 sms)
''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''
154 chars (1 sms)
''Sehwag''s son : Are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
ADVERTISEMENT hogi.''
121 chars (1 sms)
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
128 chars (1 sms)
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
167 chars (2 sms)
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''
119 chars (1 sms)
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''
159 chars (1 sms)
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
95 chars (1 sms)
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
96 chars (1 sms)
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
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''Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
154 chars (1 sms)
''*I
*Miss
*You
Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain
Tumhari Yaad mein is Qadar Rotey hain
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Parosi b Hamare Aansuon se Kapre or Bartan Dhote Hen''
178 chars (2 sms)
''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......''
155 chars (1 sms)
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
Na sath tmhara chorenge
Na krenge dil se door tmhe
Na dosti tmse tornge
Agr toot b jye ghalti se
to
ELFY laga k joren
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