Search Results for 'sa'
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
274 chars (2 sms)
70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
161 chars (2 sms)
maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.
-
--
---
----
---
--
-
This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"
159 chars (1 sms)
Chaloo yah karoo shabash
Here is a car........
........................-----;--,
...............___/_,{)..|__;.__
............/..._.............:......_..\
...........''--(_)------------(_)---''
And here is the key.......
-.--.
/.-.''----------.
\''-''.--"--""-"-''
-''--''
Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...
505 chars (4 sms)
While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
154 chars (1 sms)
Hi Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes, 1st prize Lots of Love, 2nd prize life time friendship, 3rd prize Free stay in my HEART!! Offer valid till I m Alive...
164 chars (2 sms)
Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
174 chars (2 sms)
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
166 chars (2 sms)
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
145 chars (1 sms)
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
166 chars (2 sms)
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
142 chars (1 sms)
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
142 chars (1 sms)
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
132 chars (1 sms)
Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
131 chars (1 sms)
Ullu ke pathey
Kutey k bachey
Gadhey ki aulaad
Saanp ke sapolay
Bhains ke bachray
Bakre ke maimney
Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
169 chars (2 sms)