Search Results for 'sa'
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
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Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai
Hasana tusi V nai Hasna Asi V nai
Ana tusi V nai Bulana Asi V nai
Sms Karna tusi V nbahi Tay chhadna asi V nai
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Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
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2 Sardars Looking at egyptan Mummies,
Sardar 1: Look so many bandages ,Pakka truck accident hai
Sardar 2: aaho , ais liye Truck Number bhi likha ha BC-1760
158 chars (1 sms)
garmi ka kya faida hai
Sochoo
Abhi tak sooch rahey ho ??
Sardi nahi lagti
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2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
144 chars (1 sms)
wxyzwxyz
msg phara?
samjh aya?
nahi?
ab mobile ko
Ulta kar ke Pahro
ab samjh aya?
Nahi ?
Bewaqof ager seedha samj main nahi aaya tu ulta kya aye ga ???
170 chars (2 sms)
Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat
Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho
150 chars (1 sms)
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
94 chars (1 sms)
Boy : main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke main khuun kharana nahi passand karta
117 chars (1 sms)
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
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Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
162 chars (2 sms)
3 MEN discusing wives
1st says my wife is very cold
2nd says mine is very hot
3rd SARDAR ji he says i''m confused i think she is cold but people say she is hot
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Q: how was NISAR born ?
Ans: jawani jan-e-man haseen dilruba, Milay do dil jawab Nisar ho gaya
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