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Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
156 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
176 chars (2 sms)
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
121 chars (1 sms)
....Go To HELL....
Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan Achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??
So
...GO TO HELL....
158 chars (1 sms)
A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
212 chars (2 sms)
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
134 chars (1 sms)
Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi
Boy: Maa baap ?
Girl: yes
Boy: Khana Pina?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Apni Dostien
Girl : Yes
Boy : Star Plus
Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar
197 chars (2 sms)
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?
Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
139 chars (1 sms)
In Pakistan Survey Report to me
How many girls want to meet HamY
Survey Results
YES: 9%
NO: 0%
91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
154 chars (1 sms)
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
139 chars (1 sms)
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"
216 chars (2 sms)
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
159 chars (1 sms)
yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...
169 chars (2 sms)
once a king ask hisunshi k uski beti k leye larka dhondo
munshi ne beti ki omer pochi..
king:18
munshi:agar 18 saal ka na mila tu 9-9 saal k do le ao..
155 chars (1 sms)
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!
146 chars (1 sms)