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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
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Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.
Thank you.
.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤
Clean WoRlD.
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Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..
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Jb dekho to dil karta h pakar lo
Jb pakar lo to dil katra h daba do
Jb daba do to dil karta h choos lo
Q K Sal mei 1 bar jo ata hai
"AAM"
;-)
happy sumer
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Zindagi main
PAISA
PYAR
DOST
Sab atay hain jatay hain
PAR
Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay
Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...
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Thousands of yesterdays are gone........
millions of tomorrow will come........
but still a hope is alive........
kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!
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Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
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Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss Ki Waja se Bana ??
Chacha Gamay Ki waja se..
Pata Hai Kaise ??
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Jiss Darakht se Apple(saib) Girra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)
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Tum
aChe
Sache
pYare
ImaNdaR
SamAJdar
AqalmAnD
shareeF
logon se
dur rehna!!
Warna wo
b "biggar" jayenge... :p
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Once Upon A Time...
A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.
Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
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Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?
SoCho!!!
its simple yaar..
"MAAL GARI"
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Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?
SoCho!!!
its simple yaar..
"MAAL GARI"
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